Why did Chicken Cross The Road?

Y DID CHICKEN CROSS D ROAD??
Lets check What the EXPERTS HAD 2 SAY...

Kindergarten teacher:
To get to the other side.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan: (40th President of the United States)
I forgot!!....

Richard M. Nixon:(37th President of the United States)
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:(American comedian)
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,
"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this... 'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...
the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..
if they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road...
Malaysia is a democratic country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do...
as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...
and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam
semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya....

Sammy Vellu:
ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama
saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran
jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan?
Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."

Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua,KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje..


**see?! simple situation can be interpret in different ways!! hihi