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Monday, February 8, 2010


Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after
the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and
I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .........
whether you're here or not."
(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ihikhik

Marriage- Part II

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

Marriage- Part III

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends
and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the
irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage- Part IV

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, Mother of Six"
inspite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)gelakguling

Marriage- Part V
The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


Lady of Leisure said...

ekeke i like this one...

zino said...

asam garam hidup berumah tangga.. hehe

Madam Robert said...

good one~! :)

Kujie said...

buat org takut je nk kawen..hahahaha

Yunus Badawi said...

Buat saya senyum pagi2 ni....

fazemy said...

Yang last tu boleh dipraktikkan..yg lain jgn!klw buat yg last tu bestttt

HEMY said...

nice one

~mrs azmi~ said...

@lady of leisure:me too! hikhik

@zino: macam2 ragam ^_^

@madam robert:yup! good to read n laugh! muahahaa

@kujie: erk?! alaaaaa... org kan suke nak kawin sebab seronok? hehe

@YB: ehehehe... senyuman pagi mesti menceriakan hari!!

@fazemy: yang lain klu buat mmg carik nahasleee!

@HEMY: woit2! org bolom kawen jgn cuba2 nak cube ye! hihi

Unknown said...

LOLOLOL kelakar gila okay! i lembab sat tang father of four, kwn i explain baru i faham haha

~mrs azmi~ said...

@ami schaheera: xoxo


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